Holidaze I hate standing in line I hate what you're buying I'm not big on Christmastide but I can fix it for the moment if you pass me the glass I can fix it for the moment just ask I'll take mine with ice I've got my holidaze on I sure do love the snow but don't care much for the cold or the fucking frozen roads but I can fix it for the moment if you pass me the grass I can fix it for the moment and laugh I'll take mine with ice and a hint of lime I've got my holidaze on everything in moderation I've got my holidaze on

Fuck You, it's Xmastime I fell in love one christmas, it twas christmastime now i know it wasn't love, but all of those maddening lights now I sort of loathe christmas, though lights are a buzz I could care less for christmas, but I do not care to discuss fuck you, it's christmastime and I ain't putting up with you fuck you, it's now the time that I am ignoring all of you the taxman, the mailman, the people at the end of my street the old trees, the new leaves, all the people at the winery and all the people from the south to the east fuck you, it's christmastime and I ain't putting up with you fuck you, it's now the time that I am ignoring all of you fuck you, the shoppers and lines that I refuse to stumble through fuck you, with christmas lights and I ain't putting up with you last minute shopping, mistle toed stockings... and barking dogs... I lost my life one christmas, twas quite a cry now I know all about love, but love without all of those lights now I only like christmas when I have a buzz I could care less for christmas more than I care to discuss fuck you, it's christmastime and I ain't putting up with you fuck you, with christmas lights and I ain't putting up with you after all the sales and garbage fills the street will you still be sweet to me hey now, what are you doing? is all your heart in or is it the greed the wants and the need you say you care, but you don't 'cause you buy these things now... after all the shopping and lying dies on down will you still be into me hey now, what are you doing? is all your heart in or is it the greed the wants and the need you say you care, but you don't 'cause you buy these things now...

Bah Humbug I want to sleep in not be awoken by some fat man & all your holidays suck so badly all your holidays, they make me sad to live they make me miss the dead sad to be getting what I'm getting I will be drinking I will cussing I'll be the curmudgeon & all your holidays suck so badly all your holidays, they make me sad to live they make me miss the dead they make me sad don't be so sour live in the hour don't be a scrooge don't be so sour live in the hour don't be so rude don't be so sour live in the hour don't be a well, I want to sleep in I'll be the pagan bah humbug! the masses . . .

The Gift you went shopping, and I know you well hide those gifts as if I know their smell no sense wrapping you should wait for sales the gift of giving, a tragic tale the gift I give you... the gift I give you is from the heart the gift I give you required thought you hate presents, but I know too well I wrap them back up so that you can't tell the gift I give you...the gift I give you... the gift I give you is from the heart the gift I give you required thought where will it get you? how will it help you grow? where is the magic in gaining materials? look so much deeper past the rim of your skull if you need magic, eat a mushroom or two the gift I give you is from the heart the gift I give you required thought where will it get you? how will it help you grow? where is the magic in gaining materials? look so much deeper past the rim of your skull if you need magic, eat a mushroom or two

Green Christmas oh, you're lying to children who you do not want to lie to other folks oh, do you need to be told? all around the tree all my brothers and me gathered 'round the reef may your christmas be Green oh, when fathers are snowmen whose thoughts have gone frozen brothers run so deep all around the tree all my brothers and me gathered 'round the wreath may your christmas be Green I was hoping for white until you showed up tonight now it's gone and you're not here brothers spreading christmas cheer I was hoping for white until you showed up tonight I was hoping for white until you showed up tonight now it's gone and so it's clear sisters spreading christmas cheer & I will settle for green I will settle for green (if you know what I mean) oh, just live in the moment and try to be golden and turn my gold to green all around the tree all my brothers and me gathered 'round the reef may your christmas be Green may your christmas be Green may your christmas be Green

Just Be Nice (for xmas) testing my will break and don't spill I'm overkill what do you want from me dressed in my skills broken by bills that which won't kill still has it out for me I promised I'd be nice that will be my struggle tonight I promised I'd be nice just tonight... know the drill well you lived to tell applause to self what do you want from me I promised I'd be nice that will be my struggle tonight I promised I'd be nice just tonight... I promised I'd be nice that's why you're still standing upright I promised I'd be nice just tonight... you are a bitch, softly spoken useless token, I'll still knock your ass out you are a wimp, surely noted softly spoken, I'll still knock your ass out

Trip Christmas the chimney ain't safe it's riddled and laced I'm friendly with flames but not in as dark a spot I trip on Christmas colors blend so well I trip on Christmas then I see all the elves I don't celebrate I trip on the brain my flight's been delayed let all these gifts be lost religion's insane we trip in the brain the coke is all cane wake up, you're santa claus wake up You're Santa Claus I trip on Christmas the colors blend so well I trip on Christmas then I see all the elves I trip magic Christmas the toys on the shelf I trip on Christmas the colors blend so well I trip on Christmas then I see all the elves I trip magic Christmas the toys on the shelf and I think that you should trip too... saving for days playing away save your headspace drop in and drop out with me